I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
there's paper in my vomit.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
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you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
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We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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