You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
two words: eviction party
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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