What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
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