everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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