I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
where are my eyebrows?
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