Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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