You're so nebulous sometimes
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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