so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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