I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
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