champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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