Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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