is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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