if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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