His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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