I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
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He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
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