no. you can't hotbox the world.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
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She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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