Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He keeps bees of course he's weird
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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