oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
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Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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