false alarm. still invincible.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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