is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
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