youre lurking in front of me
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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