Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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