Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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