Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
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I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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