I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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