Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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