You work out of a Hotel?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Shame - the story of my life.
Randomize
