Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
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I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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