Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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