Ambien. No doubt about it.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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