i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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