I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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