Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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