So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
send nudes
from the living room?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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