girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
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Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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