No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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