All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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