How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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