Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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