So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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