sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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