Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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