do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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