If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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