I wanna passion pit in your ass
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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