you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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