Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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