You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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