dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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