in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
They took my balls.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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