I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
