dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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