Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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